377 Quotes by Bill Hicks

I’m totally confused about what I’m going to do with my life.

I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, ‘What’s wrong?’ Nothing. ‘Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.’ Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?

It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.

You all saw him – he had a gun.

If you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.

They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.

I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.

I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.