377 Quotes by Bill Hicks

I’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious...

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.

The role of the comedian is to say ‘Wait a minute’ when a consensus starts to form.

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here’s Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.

I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself – to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.

Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I’ll prove it to you. You’re at a ball game or a concert, and someone’s really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?

I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.

Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.

People often ask me where I stand politically. It’s not that I disagree with Bush’s economic policy or his foreign policy, it’s that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.