377 Quotes by Bill Hicks

I think it’s interesting how people act on their beliefs. A lot of Christians, for instance, wear crosses around their necks. Nice sentiment, but do you think when Jesus comes back, he’s really going to want to look at a cross?

I don’t want any gay people hanging around me while I’m killing kids. I just don’t want to see it.

You see, Jung had this idea of a Collective Unconscious which mankind shared... and I agree. But! I think this Collective Mind is supposed to be conscious, not unconscious! And that is our job as the Agents of Evolution to enlighten – to bring light into the dark corners of that Netherworld and thus awaken our Mind to Truth and complete the circle that was broken with the dream of our fall from Grace.

There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue – those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS – but they remain strangely silent...

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your fags.

I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.

A lotta Christians wear crosses ’round their necks; do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another cross?

Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here’s my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride...

I am available for children’s parties, by the way...