377 Quotes by Bill Hicks

I can’t believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.

On the theft of his material by Denis Leary: “I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did.

So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.

I’ve said all that I’ve had to say.

We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!

I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.

You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.

Hitler had the right idea, he was just an underachiever.

The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God’s infinite love. That’s the message we’re brought up with, isn’t it? Beleive or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.