377 Quotes by Bill Hicks

We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?

I've had seven balls of light come off a UFO...explain to me telepathically we are all one and there's no such thing as death.

I've had good times on drugs...bad times on drugs...But I've had good and bad relationships...and I'm not giving up pussy.

Ever noticed that people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved?

It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know?

In Australia...they celebrate Easter the same...by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night

...I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An 'avenging GOD'? One who created Hell for those who don't believe? I thought we were the perfect and holy children of GOD? How could any limits possibly be put upon us? Hell.. really? I'm sorry, but... no. Wrong. You're wrong. That's an insane GOD and therefore not mine. Because, see, GOD would be very sane, don't you get it?

Let's do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who've seen me before might know that.

Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.