321 Quotes by Bill Murray

Zombies dont mess with other zombies.

The Franklin family is devastated by this tragic event. Linda's family is shocked by this senseless loss of life and is calling on anyone with any information about this tragedy to contact law enforcement.

The Franklin family is devastated by this tragic event, ... Linda's family is shocked by this senseless loss of life and is calling on anyone with any information about this tragedy to contact law enforcement.

Parties are only bad when a fight breaks out, when men fight over women or vice versa. Someone takes a fall, an ambulance comes, and the police arrive. If you can avoid those things, pretty much all behaviour is acceptable.

I've retired a couple of times. It's great, because you can just say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I'm retired,'

While I have felt lonely many times in my life, the oddest feeling of all was after my mother, Lucille, died. My father had already died, but I always had some attachment to our big family while she was alive. It seems strange to say now that I felt so lonely, yet I did.

Every moment that you share someone else's pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human.

There aren't many downsides to being rich, other than paying taxes and having relatives asking for money. But being famous, that's a 24 hour job right there.

It's a lot of work to read a crummy script.