321 Quotes by Bill Murray

If Google doesn’t know the answer, then it’s not a question.

I don’t answer fan mail. I don’t have time for that. It’s like hundreds of thousands of people who think they’re going to become millionaires getting autographs from movie actors. I don’t have time for those idiots. I’ve got stuff to do.

People only talk about what a joyous experience it is, but there is terror: Your life, as you know it, is over. It’s over the day that child is born. It’s over, and something completely new starts.

Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn’t here yet, whatever it’s going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That’s it.

I’ve never made any horrible, horrible movies. If you don’t ruin your reputation, you can always get work.

I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that’s it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I’d done something.

It’s given many great performers their start, but more importantly, it’s killed thousands of barely talented people and it’s put them to death, and they’re now doing the jobs they’re built for.

And when I told my sons I might be in City of Ember, they said, ‘Oh! You’re gonna be the mayor?’ And I hadn’t even read the script yet.

I don’t want to have a relationship with someone if I’m not going to work with them.