321 Quotes by Bill Murray

It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it'd damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.

I always like to say to people who want to be rich and famous, try being rich first. See if that doesn't cover most of it.

It pays off in your life when you’re in an elevator and people are uncomfortable. You can just say, ‘That’s a beautiful scarf.’ It’s just thinking about making someone else feel comfortable. You don’t worry about yourself, because we’re vibrating together. If I can make yours just a little bit groovier, it’ll affect me. It comes back, somehow.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

It's Christmas Eve! It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be. It's a miracle. It's really a sort of a miracle. Because it happens every Christmas Eve. And if you wate that miracle, you're gonna burn for it, I know what I'm talking about.

My favorite things about New York is the people because I think they're misunderstood. I don't think people realize how kind New York people are.