321 Quotes by Bill Murray

Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.

I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

We're born alone. We do need each other. It's lonely to really effectively live your life, and anyone you can get help from or give help to; that's part of your obligation.

My back hurts. My legs ache. I'm only four!

I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I'd done something.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.

To people who want to be rich and famous, I'd say, "Get rich first and see if that doesn't cover it."

No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between friends and family. But I have felt lonely many times in my life.