321 Quotes by Bill Murray

You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don't think it's so much stealing as... being a part of the flow of the universe. You know, where there's an exchange. It's positive. It's negative. There's an exchange of goods and services

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award.

I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.

I really don't know what's going to come out of my mouth.

People say I'm difficult and sometimes that's a badge of honour.

When I work, my first relationship with people is professional.

The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing.

Yeah, I think that's sort of the American way. And it's also the Polish way, it turns out.

We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.