625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.

Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.

I've been thinking Hobbes""On a weekend?""Well, it wasn't on purpose

Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.”“That’s thoughtful of you.”"See, on the front it says, ‘Get Well Soon’ … and on the inside it says,’Because my bed isn’t made, my clothes need to be put away and I’m hungry. Love Calvin.’ Want to sign it?”“Sure, I’m hungry too

County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?

The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing.

I wonder where we go when we die?”“…Pittsburgh?”“You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?