625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.

The best presents don't come in boxes.

Idiocy is the essence of the male mind.

Wake up, get up… Shut up. Listen up… Throw up…Mix up, Goof up… Hurry up…""How's your day?""Looking up.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

I'm resolving to just wing it and see what happens.

It's a funny world, Hobbes.""True.""But it's not a hilarious world.…unless you like sick humour.""The world is probably funnier to people who don't live here.

Watcha doin'?”“Looking for frogs.”“How come?”“I must follow the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.