625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

Sᥱ ᥣᥲ ᥒottᥱ ᥱ̀ ᥒᥱrᥲ, ᥱ̀ ρᥱrᥴhᥱ́ ᥒᥙᥣᥣᥲ ρossᥲ dιstrᥲrᥴι dᥲι ᥒostrι ιᥒᥴᥙbι.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

I say, if your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

Calvin: "I read this library book you got me."Calvin's Mom: "What did you think of it?"Calvin: "It really made me see things differently. It's given me a lot to think about."Calvin's Mom: "I'm glad you enjoyed it."Calvin: "It's complicating my life. Don't get me any more.

You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats.

This tiger is sprawledSo still and so flat,A question arisesWhen glancing thereat.Is he asleep? to bePerfectly frank,He looks more as ifHe was creamed by a tank!

Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.

You can take the tiger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the tiger.The question is, how can you get the tiger back in the jungle?

I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.