625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but what it's seen on TV.

How come we play war and not peace?" "Too few role models.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

We consume everything like potato chips. In this environment, I suspect the cartoonist's connection with readers is likely to be superficial and fleeting, unless he taps into some fervent special interest niche. And that audience, almost by definition, will be tiny.

It must be hard to cook if you anthropomorphisize your vegetables.

Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!" "If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red nighttime vision goggles.

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this? Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.