625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

Calvin: Today for show and tell, I've brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake! I think we might all learn a lesson from how this utterly unique and exquisite crystal turns into an ordinary, boring molecule of water just like every other one when you bring it into the classroom. And now, while the analogy sinks in, I will be leaving you drips and going outside...

Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Why does man create? Is it man's purpose on earth to express himself, to bring form to thought, and to discover meaning in experience? Or is it just something to do when he's bored?

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table. Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!? Calvin: Is this some sort of trick question, or what?

The writing doesn't distract me while I'm drawing and vice versa. I can devote my full attention to each.

I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

Genius is never understood in its own time.