625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.

The world isn't fair, Calvin.""I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

CALVIN:This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?HOBBES:I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN:Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.

Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.

If you can't win by reason, go for volume.

From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!