625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

Tomorrow we'll not only seize the day, we'll throttle it.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The more words you have at your disposal, the more precisely you can express yourself.

Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist -- how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!

If cartoonists would look at this more as an art than as a part time job or a get-rich-quick scheme, I think comics overall would be better. I think there's a tremendous potential to be tapped.

CALVIN: As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.

If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer. Now if a joke is in bad taste or it's not funny, okay, that's awhole different thing, but how you craft a joke is really what the writer's job is, and I don't think that technique should be subject to any editorial constraints.

I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.

If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 minutes, than it's probably not worth knowing anyways.