625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life...procrastinating and rationalizing.

Boy, there's nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.

They can't chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can't contain it! Laws can't restrain it! Authority has no power over it!

I'm sick of everybody telling me what to do.

I've got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.

But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!

The score is still Q to 12!

But for my own example, I'd never believe one little kid could have so much brains!

I was not prepared for the resulting attention. Besides disliking the diminishment of privacy and the inhibiting quality of feeling watched, I valued my anonymous, boring life. In fact, I didn't see how I could write honestly without it. A year later, I moved out west, got an unlisted phone number, stopped giving interviews, and tried to fly as low under the radar as possible. Of course, some reporters took this as a personal challenge to intrude, but in general, my quiet life let me concentrate on my work.