625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

Miss Wormwood: Calvin, your test was an absolute disgrace! It's obvious you haven't read any of the material. Our first president was not Chef Boy-Ar-Dee and you ought to be ashamed to have turned in such preposterous answers! Calvin: I just don't test well.

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

It's not the medium, but the quality of perception and expression, that determines the significance of art.

People pay more attention when they think you’re up to something.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

Each kind of story has its own problems in writing, but my main concern really is to keep the reader on his toes, or to keep the strip unpredictable. I try to achieve some sort of balance between the two that keeps the reader wondering what's going to happen next and be surprised.

As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators.

Animation, by necessity, is a team sport, and the fewer people with input into my work, the better I like it.

Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another