625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

There's more to this world than just people, you know.

It's only work if somebody makes you do it.

You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride to not be human.

Paul Gauguin asked, "whence do we come? What are we? Where are we going?" Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I came from my room, I'm a kid with big plans, and I'm going outside! See ya later! Say, who the heck is Paul Gauguin anyway?

You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic.

I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.

I always think of “Popeye” and “Barney Google” as quintessential comic strips in that old rollicky, slapstick way we’ve sort of lost.

The way Calvin’s brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing.

You can present the material, but you can’t make me care.