625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

Girls are like slugs – they probably serve some purpose, but it’s hard to imagine what.

I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.

Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone’s expectations.

When the cartoonist is trying to talk honestly and seriously about life, then I believe he has a responsibility to think beyond satisfying the market’s every whim and desire.

To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.

Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.

I have all these great genes, but they’re recessive. That’s the problem here.

If you’ve got more ambiguous characters or stock stereotypes, the plastic comes through and they don’t work as well.