625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.

I’m only civil because I don’t know any swear words.

I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up.

I’ve always been a huge fan of fantasy and adventure, putting yourself in someone else’s shoes, I’m sure that’s why I’m an actor. It’s why I played with action figures as a kid, that’s why I wrote and drew and read comics as a kid.

Careful. We don’t want to learn from this.

Dad says that the anticipation of having something is often more fun than actually having it – Calvin.

My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.

I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you’re doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you’re lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you’re really lucky.

We’re so busy watching out for what’s just ahead of us that we don’t take time to enjoy where we are.