625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

It’s only work if somebody makes you do it.

My book is called, “Shut Up And Stop Whining: How To Do Something With Your Life Besides Think About Yourself.

Calvin: Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.

Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!

Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.

I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!

Oh lovely snowball, packed with care, smack a head that’s unaware! Then with freezing ice to spare, melt and soak through underwear! Fly straight and true, hit hard and square! This, oh snowball, is my prayer. I only throw consecrated snowballs.

As far as I’m concerned, if something is so complicated that you can’t explain it in 10 seconds, then it’s probably not worth knowing anyway.

It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.