625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.

Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.

So long, Pop! I’m off to check my tiger trap!

On gray days, when it’s snowing or raining, I think you should be able to call up a judge and take an oath that you’ll just read a good book all day, and he’d allow you to stay home.

I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can play together all night.

Any kid that never fantasized about blowing up his school never really went there.

If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don’t get asked to do it again.

You can draw a penguin on a toilet reading The New York Times and it’s adorable, but try doing it with an adult male character, and it’s disgusting.

Imagination is not always appreciated.