625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.

If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.

From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.

I won’t eat any cereal that doesn’t turn the milk purple.

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!

I guess I just don’t have the killer instinct that I think makes a great political cartoonist.

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone. -Hobbes.

It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.

Instead of asking what’s wrong with rampant consumerism, we ought to be asking, ‘What justifies it?’ Popular art does not have to pander to the lowest level of intelligence and taste.