625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

HOBBES: If you don’t get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.

It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?

But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!

Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.

Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you’re just a reflection of him?

Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.

Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?