625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.

HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.

Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?

Like delicate lace,So the threads intertwine,Oh, gossamer webOf wond'rous design!Such beauty and graceWild nature produces...Ughh, look at the spiderSuck out that bug's juices!

HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.

Cigars are all the rage, dad. You should smoke cigars!" - Calvin"Flatulence could be all the rage, but it would still be disgusting." - Calvin's mom

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity.

CALVIN:Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.

When a person pauses in mid-sentence to choose a word, that's the best time to jump in and change the subject! It's like an interception in football! You grab the others guy's idea and run the opposite way with it! The more sentences you complete, the higher your score! The idea is to block the other guy's thoughts and express your own! That's how you win!Conversations aren't contests!Ok, a point for you, but I'm still ahead.