625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.

Miss Wormwood: Calvin, your test was an absolute disgrace! It’s obvious you haven’t read any of the material. Our first president was not Chef Boy-Ar-Dee and you ought to be ashamed to have turned in such preposterous answers! Calvin: I just don’t test well.

Paul Gauguin asked, “whence do we come? What are we? Where are we going?” Well, I don’t know about anyone else, but I came from my room, I’m a kid with big plans, and I’m going outside! See ya later! Say, who the heck is Paul Gauguin anyway?

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.

I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.

Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?

Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?

I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.