625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. – Calvin.

That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

I’d hate to have a kid like me.

You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.

Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

Heck, what’s a little extortion among friends?

They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!