625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

I’m leaking brain lubricant.

I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.

What assurance do I have that your parenting isn’t screwing me up?

I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.

Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.

I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification. -Calvin.

Books are almost always better than the movies made from them, because there are things books do well and things movies do well, but usually those things don’t overlap: the same with comics and animation.

Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ’possum stuck in your collar?

If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.