625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

The best presents don’t come in boxes.

Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist – how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!

There’s more to this world than just people, you know.

I’m a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.

I’m pulling out different aspects of my personality in writing each character and, if I’m doing my job well, I’m being true to the situation and true to the character.

Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I’ll have a witty and blistering retort! You’ll be devastated THEN.

Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.

Some days you get up and you already know that things aren’t going to go well. They’re the type of days when you should just give in, put your pajamas back on, make some hot chocolate and read comic books in bed with the covers up until the world looks more encouraging. Of course, they never let you do that.