625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

MOMMMM, I’m thirsty... What’s this, just water?

That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

I’m willing to take the blame if the strip goes down the drain, and I want the credit if it succeeds. So long as it has my name on it, I want it to be mine.

I’m a misunderstood genius.

Garry Trudeau is the only cartoonist with the clout to get his strip published large enough to accomodate extended dialogue. It’s ashame.

I’ve never understood people who remember childhood as an idyllic time.

I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.

Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.

Obviously the great thing about this job is the complete freedom of the schedule. So long as I meet the deadline, they don’t care when I work or how I work.