625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?

The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.

What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?

But for my own example, I’d never believe one little kid could have so much brains!

What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?

CALVIN: When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I’ll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment.

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

A box of new crayons! Now they're all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they'll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.

Girls are like slugs they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.