39 Quotes by Bill Willingham

Only silly Dorothys arrive in a magical land and want to go home. You don't want to be a silly stinking Dorothy, do you? They're reviled throughout every wondrous land. Did you know the name Dorothy translates as "squandered opportunity"?

What's our plan?Well, reviewing our assets, we don't have artillery, nor enough grenades. And since we also lack a wheelbarrow and Holocaust cloak...Very funny, Pete.

Those who can really do what they promise don't first pause to promise what they can do.

Yeah, well my heart bleeds for you: You know what they say. The only easy day was yesterday.

Hope isn’t destiny. Left passive its nothing more than disappointment deferred.

Freedom is sloppy. But since tyranny’s the only guaranteed byproduct of those who insist on a perfect world, freedom will have to do.

I’m about to start reading it again, because what good is a story you only want to read once?

Since you types wouldn’t be happy unless you’re unhappy, I wouldn’t dare try to take your joy away by solving your problems.

It is my fondest desire to bust a host of caps into multitudes of fleshy personages.