128 Quotes by Billy Eichner

I just worship Madonna. As, like, a young gay kid growing up in the '80s and '90s... I was at the Blond Ambition tour with my parents vogue-ing up in the mezzanine at the Nassau Coliseum.

People going off on politics on Grindr is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen. That's an immediate sign to run in the other direction.

We have to remain vigilant and loud and stay consistently engaged with our representatives and the political process every single day, on both a macro and micro level.

I haven't done many commercials, and I'm very picky about it because it comes down to creative control.

Probably the most common question I get is, 'Who's your dream guest?' That's kind of annoying because there isn't one.

I don't want to do something that's watered down. I don't want to take what I'm known for and dilute it.

When I was child, I was intoxicated by celebrities, showbiz and theatre, but from a child's perspective, where they seem far away.

If a comedian has a strong following, and the branded segment feels different compared to what you typically do, people will know right away that it's not authentic to who you are as a comedian or performer. Brands need to keep that in mind.

'Billy on the Street' is a persona. It's crafted; it has writers. It's a mixture of performance art and comedy.