128 Quotes by Billy Eichner

I was a terrible waiter.

I don't think my voice has changed very much when it comes to things that I create. It's just my perspective, my point of view, and I guess that really hasn't changed very much. Luckily, it hasn't had to change in order for me to work.

I grew up worshipping Pee-wee Herman.

You grow older, you evolve.

Society would be a lot better if people watched Hulu's original programming and not just 'Mozart in the Jungle,' which everyone is watching, apparently.

No one was asking me to be on TV. So I made my own late-night TV talk show.

Society would be better off if Billy Eichner started getting more dramatic work.

There is no way I will survive Mike Pence doing Carpool Karaoke. What song's he gonna sing? 'I Deported Your Grandmother?'

I'm smart enough to know I shouldn't be behind the wheel.