30 Quotes by Billy Mays

The best things in life are free – and $19.95.

You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I’m coming after you and taking back what’s mine.

Life’s a pitch, and then you buy.

It’s a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I’m always looking for a home run.

It’s important for me to sell a product that works.

I’m a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.

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Life's a pitch, then you buy.

I love beautiful wood.