306 Quotes by Bo Burnham

Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.

Comedy is very strange to me and I don’t fully understand it’s purpose or function.

When I walk into a room, you’d think I was one of those long, straight Tetris pieces because everyone’s just like, “Oh great, you’re here! We’ve been waiting for you to show up.

I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I’m not a grown up until everybody realises I’m a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.

My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It’s more like a character that’s sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.

I stopped and I thought, ‘What would Jesus do?’ So I didn’t exist.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn’t just the thought of it make it worth a try?

I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.