306 Quotes by Bo Burnham

You can give poor people this royal wedding to watch and make them feel good about themselves, or you can give them something useful like, I don't know... a toaster.

I don't think I've had a job since I worked for my father's construction company.

The unlimited amount of information that I have access to has also given me an unlimited threshold for how I need to be stimulated.

I know I'm probably digging for fresh fruit in the garbage, and as much as anyone, my attitude is, if stuff's sincere, it's gooey and boring and uninteresting. But it's no way to live.

I have no real want or need to be a movie star.

Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. So I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.

All my fans saw me as some little kid who can't even afford new jeans in his room, so they'll support me. That'll work until I become a success.

I don't interact with people much.

I don't mind having 16-year-old fans, but I hate just having 16-year-old fans. I want more diversity.