74 Quotes by Bob Crane

I work best under pressure. At home I look at a script for about 10 minutes then I get distracted bymy records, or my tape, or my videotape machine, or Scotty.

Working at Disney makes you aware of the family image of the studio. There are no naughty words used on the set like there were on the all-male cast of 'Hogan's Heroes.'

When I blow a line at Disney I say, 'Oh fudge,' instead of what is really on mind.

Look, I love to sit in with small groups and play the drums. What's wrong with that?

If you'll notice, we don't have any real out and out jokes on 'Hogan.' Basically the program is drama.

I know that when I've passed the Jim Nabors set at our studio, I call out 'Hi Gomer,' and I can't honestly think of his real name.

People used to think I was out of my mind.

Wit is a comic's defense weapon.

If someone's winning an argument wih me, I throw a funny line at him and run.