15 Quotes by Bob Einstein

I think what's hysterically funny is a guy who sets himself up as the most confident, everything's-perfect, know-it-all, things-are-swell human being and then gets wiped out every time.

You can't do everything I did for all those years and not sustain some injuries.

It's hard to do a variety show. It's hard to do all that small talk and make it sound real.

When you have a star, he becomes the focus of a variety show, and he has to take himself seriously. But with Super Dave, it's all phony anyway.

I loved humor. I had that in me.

Laurel and Hardy have this love relationship. Why? This little Englishman screwed Hardy up, physically, every day of his life! Why is he with him the next day? It's forgiving.