230 Quotes by Bob Newhart

I think there are still words you can't use in family entertainment that you can use in a sitcom today.

'The Mary Tyler Moore Show' was the best television, the best cast, the best-written television show ever.

In today's world, you would call my father mostly unaccessible. I'm not sure that isn't true of most fathers at that time. He went through the Depression. I don't know what that would have done to my psyche.

Dick Martin, if you put a gun to his forehead, he couldn't tell you a joke.

Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.

I just don't think most people put myself and Robert Frost in the same category.

I wasn't much good. When I went into the line on a fake - I would holler 'I don't have it!'

The acting is better when you know your material is being judged.