230 Quotes by Bob Newhart

There are some actresses that can't do comedy; it's too heavy-handed.

I don't think of myself as an American Master. I've just been making a living.

I think there's a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike.

I don't think too much about age. Maybe if you're hurting, aching and arthritic, then you think about it a lot. But I don't.

I have no intention of retiring; I can't imagine not doing stand-up. That's where I started and where I'll be.

If 'The New York Times' says it, it must be true.

You may have done 20 great shows in a row and come to one, and it doesn't work. You never presume anything.

You're not dead at 85. You're a long way from it. Go out and enjoy. You've earned it.

A lot of money is spent trying to keep people alive who don't necessarily want to be alive.