230 Quotes by Bob Newhart

I don’t want to find the secret. I’m afraid all the joy will go out of it if I find the secret.

I’ve been a very lucky actor.

Don’t ever have two dogs. That way you won’t know which one to blame.

I think there are still words you can’t use in family entertainment that you can use in a sitcom today.

I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don’t rush into adulthood, it isn’t all that much fun.

I don’t know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there’s a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That’s kind of regrettable.

Humor’s a weapon if you want to make it one.

I think there’s a part, just a part of comedians, that is still childlike.

As an actor, you generally want to see the other actor’s face.