230 Quotes by Bob Newhart

Stammering is different than stuttering. Stutterers have trouble with the letters, while stammerers trip over entire parts of a sentence. We stammerers generally think of ourselves as very bright.

I was very political when JFK ran.

I don't watch that much television.

I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though you're poking fun at someone or something, there's still an affection for it.

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, 'Why is that person staring at me?'