221 Quotes by Bob Saget

Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.

Kindness isn't just a virtue, its a necessity.

Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?

As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.

I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.

Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.

I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.

It's so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.

25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.