221 Quotes by Bob Saget

If you go with Marshall McLuhan’s theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you’re hosting a blooper show, you’re done.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn’t work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life...

My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.

If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.

There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and a few other people, but that’s about it. Chris is in a class of his own; I don’t see another comedian who I put in high regard as him.

If ‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger,’ how do you explain zombies?

As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can’t operate on myself.

Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.

My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.