221 Quotes by Bob Saget

What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.

Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.

It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.

I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them.

Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?

When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?

I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.

I’m a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?

I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don’t love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I’ve got three daughters so we’ll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff.