221 Quotes by Bob Saget

There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.

Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.

My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.

I was so depressed for so many years over trying to become a working comedian that my sense of self-worth would plummet.

I wasn't the first choice for the role of Danny Tanner. Betty White was. Not true, but there was another actor whom they had shot the pilot with.

Like with any good art form, if you can entertain people and make them think, it's an honor. It's just an honor to be a comedian.

I never expected to live this long.

I think things just happen to people. That's healthier, I feel, than believing there's some grand scheme where your story is already inscribed in the Book of Life. Books get rewritten.

When you've seen a lot of bad stuff and just want to enjoy your life and be happy and have your kids happy and have your friends happy, you just have a value system where it raises the bar on what's important.