221 Quotes by Bob Saget

I've just never been a person that was political or religiously savvy. Except for the fact that I was born Jewish. That gives me 10 circumcision jokes.

People learn English from 'Full House.' Candace's husband, Valeri Bure, he learned to speak English watching it... 'Aw, nuts.' 'You got it, dude.'

There's just something about the audiences in Detroit that I've always felt connected to. Detroit is different.

It's still a soft R, but when I watch other people's standup, I'm dumbfounded that people call me dirty. That's only because I did family television.

I have a couple of jokes that are politically oriented, but it just sickens me to do them.